Okay so they *kind of* matter.
Oregon State, you go up some. You too, LSU. Ohio State? Sorry, y'all. Defense optional? Keeping up with the unbeaten joneses, also optional. Somewhere West Virginia is still giving up a touchdown to Texas Tech (/reverse Clemson'd). Oh and speak of the devil: Clemson? Sorry. You're arbitrarily going down.
Tell us in the comments below what a fool I am or offer up your own suggestions. If I totally duff'd it (
possible probable), we can adjust as necessary before these go final on Tuesday. Reader input FTW.