Cardale Jones would like to remind you that classes, days spent not watching college football all day are pointless

Ohio State's third fourth fifth lol-string quarterback Cardale Jones made headlines Friday when he tweeted that he wasn't at Ohio State for an education. He left a few details out.

Sure, by now you've seen the story on every conceivable outlet. Deadspin, ESPN, blogs, forums, you name it. A 19 year old in the midst of a string of Friday morning classes tweeted that he didn't like class and preferred football to class. Get the pitchforks, y'all:

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Of course in his infinite lack of wisdom he forgot mention other things that are pointless:

  • Any Saturday you don't spend glued to a TV from high noon to after midnight.
  • Those four to six days of the week without college football.
  • Tailgates sans booze.
  • That college football's senior tour doesn't allow you to return intercepted/fumble recovered two point conversions for two points.
In general, there are plenty of important, as yet debated topics that we've yet to hear from myopic, short attention spanned teenagers on. We better get right on that.

Here is your complete Nebraska/Ohio State to watch list:

ACC

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 12:30 p.m. Virginia Tech
at North Carolina
ACC Network
(Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Scott Pryzwansky)
Sat., Oct. 6 3 p.m. Virginia
at Duke
RSN
(Rich Waltz, Ketih Jones, Jenn Hildreth)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Georgia Tech
at (15) Clemson
ESPN
(Mike Patrick, Ed Cunningham, Jeannine Edwards)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Wake Forest
at Maryland
ESPNU
(Anish Shroff, Dan Hawkins)
Sat., Oct. 6 8 p.m. (4) Florida State
at N.C. State
ESPN2
(Mark Jones, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith)

Big East

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Fri., Oct. 5 7 p.m. Pittsburgh
at Syracuse
ESPN
(Dave Lamont, Kelly Stouffer, Paul Carcaterra)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Connecticut
at (21) Rutgers
ESPNU
(Tom Hart, John Congemi)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. South Florida
at Temple
BIG EAST Network
(Eamon McAnaney, David Diaz-Infante, Paul Carcaterra)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Miami (Ohio)
at (23) Cincinnati
Fox Sports Ohio
(Tom Gelehrter, Artrell Hawkins, Natalie Taylor)

Big Ten

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Michigan State
at Indiana
BTN
(Kevin Kugler, Chris Martin, Jon Jansen)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. (22) Northwestern
at Penn State
ESPN
(Dave Pasch, Brian Griese, Jenn Brown)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Illinois
at Wisconsin
ABC
(Bob Wischusen, Danny Kanell, Maria Taylor)
Sat., Oct. 6 4 p.m. Michigan
at Purdue
BTN
(Eric Collins, Derek Rackley, J Leman)
Sat., Oct. 6 8 p.m. (20) Nebraska
at Ohio State
ABC
(Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe)

Big 12

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Kansas
at (8) Kansas State
FX
(Justin Kutcher, Eric Crouch, Darius Walker)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Iowa State
at (13) TCU
FSN
(Mike Morgan, J.C. Pearson, Laura McKeeman)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. (14) Oklahoma
at (24) Texas Tech
ABC
(Sean McDonough, Chris Spielaman
, Quint Kessenich)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. (7) West Virginia
at (9) Texas
FOX
(Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Julie Alexandria)

Conference USA

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Thu., Oct. 4 8 p.m. East Carolina
at Central Florida
CBS Sports Network
(Dave Ryan, Doug Chapman, Evan Washburn)
Sat., Oct. 6 2 p.m. (25) Boise State
at Southern Miss
FSN
(Joel Meyers, Brian Baldinger, Jim Knox)
Sat., Oct. 6 3 p.m. Southeastern Louisiana
at UAB
UABSports.com
(David Crane, Steve Irvine, Sam Miller)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Tulsa
at Marshall
CBS Sports Network
(Brad Johansen, Doug Chapman, Tammy Blackburn)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. North Texas
at Houston
CSS
(Dave Raymond, N.D. Kalu, Leila Rahimi)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Rice
at Memphis
Fox College Sports
(Steve Physioc, Ben Leber, Lesley McCaslin)
Sat., Oct. 6 8 p.m. SMU
at UTEP
Time Warner Cable Sports
(Pete Stein, Neal Raphael, Crystal Dominguez)

MAC

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Buffalo
at Ohio
ESPN3
(Michael Reghi, Doug Graber)
Sat., Oct. 6 1 p.m. Kent State
at Eastern Michigan
EMUEagles.com
(Matt Shepard, Herman Moore, Ben Fleming)
Sat., Oct. 6 2 p.m. Bowling Green
at Akron
GoZips.com
(Steve French, Brad Detwiler, Joe Dunn)
Sat., Oct. 6 2 p.m. Massachusetts
at Western Michigan
WMUBroncos.com
(Robin Hook, John Creek)
Sat., Oct. 6 3 p.m. Northern Illinois
at Ball State
ESPN3
(Jim Barbar, John Gregory)
Sat., Oct. 6 3 p.m. Central Michigan
at Toledo
ESPN3
(Mike Gleason, John Bunting)

Mountain West

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 11:30 a.m. Navy
at Air Force
CBS
(Spero Dedes, Steve Beuerlein, Otis Livingston)
Sat., Oct. 6 6 p.m. Texas State
at New Mexico
ProView Networks
(Jeff Siembieda, Kole McKamey)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Fresno State
at Colorado State
KTVD-20
(Barry Tompkins, Jay Leeuwenburg)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Wyoming
at Nevada
NevadaWolfPack.com
(Ryan Radtke, Chris Vargas)
Sat., Oct. 6 8 p.m. Hawaii
at San Diego State
CBS Sports Network
(James Bates, Todd Christensen, Lauren Gardner)

Pac-12

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Thu., Oct. 4 9 p.m. (12) USC
at Utah
ESPN
(Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, David Pollack, Samantha Steele)
Sat., Oct. 6 3 p.m. Arizona
at (18) Stanford
FOX
(Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis)
Sat., Oct. 6 6 p.m. Washington State
at (17) Oregon State
Pac-12 Networks
(Kevin Calabro, Adam Archuleta, Yogi Roth)
Sat., Oct. 6 10 p.m. UCLA
at California
Pac-12 Networks
(Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Ryan Nece)
Sat., Oct. 6 10:30 p.m. Washington
at (2) Oregon
ESPN
(Joe Tessitore, Matt Millen, Lewis Johnson)

SEC

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Arkansas
at Auburn
ESPN2
(Beth Mowins, Joey Galloway, Tom Luginbill)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. (19) Mississippi State
at Kentucky
SEC Network
(Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. (3) LSU
at (11) Florida
CBS
(Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Texas A&M
at Ole Miss
ESPNU
(Clay Matvick, Matt Stinchcomb
2, Angela Mallen)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. Vanderbilt
at Missouri
FSN
(Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Elizabeth Moreau)
Sat., Oct. 6 7 p.m. (5) Georgia
at (6) South Carolina
ESPN
(Brent Musburger
3, Kirk Herbstreit3, Heather Cox)

Sun Belt

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Thu., Oct. 4 7:30 p.m. Arkansas State
at Florida International
ESPNU
(Joe Davis, Jay Walker)
Sat., Oct. 6 3:30 p.m. Louisiana - Monroe
at Middle Tennessee
Sun Belt Network
(Tom Dore, Cole Cubelic, Barbara Jordan)
Sat., Oct. 6 5 p.m. Tulane
at Louisiana - Lafayette
Ragin' Cajuns Network
(Jeff Palermo, Jake Delhomme, Erin Cofiell)

WAC

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Sat., Oct. 6 6 p.m. New Mexico State
at Idaho
Altitude
(Bob Akamian, Larry Polowski)
Sat., Oct. 6 8 p.m. UNLV
at Louisiana Tech
ESPN3
(Trey Bender, Jay Taylor)

FBS Independents

Date Time Game Network (Talent)
Fri., Oct. 5 10:15 p.m. Utah State
at BYU
ESPN
(Carter Blackburn, Rod Gilmore, Jemele Hill)
Sat., Oct. 6 12 p.m. Boston College
at Army
CBS Sports Network
(Ben Holden, Randy Cross, Tommy Busterud)
Sat., Oct. 6 7:30 p.m. Miami (Fla.)
vs. (10) Notre Dame (Chicago)
NBC
(Tom Hammond, Mike Mayock, Alex Flanagan)


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