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Braxton Miller is pretty much a ninja

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Andrew Weber-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

He really is.

When you get down to brass tacks, Braxton Miller is:

  • Basically a ninja.
  • Probably able to teleport.
  • A robot sent from the future to take out the leader of a future resistance movement.
  • Able to hit 88 mph and go forward and backwards in time.
  • The one who knocks.
I mean, seriously. He did this Saturday night:

As an added bonus, here's Kirk Herbstreit being deathly afraid of a rooster:

Oh and Matt McGloin trying (and failing) to be Braxton Miller:

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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