Ohio State News: Beat The Clock, 05/30/2012

OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE THEN PUT OUT THE FLAMES AND KILL IT WITH FIRE AGAIN:

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EA's NCAA Football 13 did all kinds of blasphemy this offseason, including but not limited to lowering the price on Amazon to $45 (psst, a sign it probably sucks ass!) and allowing you to play famous Heisman trophy winners in any trolly scenario you see fit. As long as the superman linebacker is dead, who are you kidding, you'll pay for the all intents and purposes roster update anyways.

Well isn't that something...

It sure is. Congrats and what not anyways though, Andrew.

COACHING TREES: HAYDEN FRY IS YOUR DADDY - Every Day Should Be Saturday

Hayden Fry's lineage is greater than even Thomas Jefferson's.

THE JAMES CAMPAIGN BY THE NUMBERS - Every Day Should Be Saturday

This bed is on fire with passionate looooove... Oh, not the band, James? Well... R.I.P, one dead campaign.

Texas A&M mulls another '12th Man' for its next trademark target - CBSSports.com

Doctor Matt Hinton, SMQ is back with Texas A&M's absurdist broad brush painting copyright defense legal team in his cross hairs. Welcome back, sir.

The Rachael Ray Cookbook. - Progressive Boink

If you read one mild-to-heavily insane blog this week that isn't Every Day Should Be Saturday, make sure it's this one.

LINKQUID DOPE:

Philosoraptor is seldom if ever wrong. Discuss.

But in reading and sharing it are you merely propagating his wisdom?

Internet marketing in a single Facebook status update.

<3

Yeezy has a new shoe on the way because of course he does.

Yeezy taught us well indeed.

A hump day music video banger for your troubles:

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