Ohio State is considering moving their fall practices away from campus and the Woody Hayes Athletic Center to... Well, an undisclosed location.
Ohio State football spokesperson Jerry Emig on the prospective move:
"I’m not sure exactly of the location, though," Emig said.
Much like Urban Meyer not playing the mildly injured Jordan Hall in OSU's spring game as to not tip his hand for the fall, I can understand Emig, et al's inclination to keep things close to the vest. A few possible suggestions:
- Jim Tressel's secret underground lair.
- Woody Hayes' sky castle football palace.
- The little known Ohio Dominican Republic University.
- Kirk Herbstreit's old house; it's gotta be used for something, right?
Sure, why not
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