On this day over two hundred years ago, brave men made it possible us to have no choice but to love it or leave it or make terrible investment after terrible investment. Most American of all, however, we're blessed with the ability to spend a day eating processed meat, drinking mediocre domestic beers, and watching things who's only purpose is to explode for our entertainment. I wouldn't rather be anywhere else in the world.

It's probably not a terrible time for us to mention we're 59 days away from the greatest, most American thing there is. If that doesn't put some pep in your lawn chair sitting, I don't know what will.

America, you guys. Let's roll.