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We've covered the not-so-secret matter of fact that Ann Arbor, Michigan is a damned and forgotten place so sorely lacking pigment that even the palest of specimens stops and thinks to themselves after surveying the landscape, "gosh, these people are exceptionally white."
And yet, every time we think it can't possibly get any whiter, Wolverine apostles appear from the wet work to speak and remove all doubts.
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