Landgrantholyland.com's Eric Schieve, Matt Brown, and Luke Zimmermann tackle the week that was in Ohio State non-news news.
In a world where Ohio State abandons their 80s-tastic athletic logo for one that looks like it took approximately five minutes (and they pay $45,000 and claim it took a year to make happen). In a time when an entire media cycle is spent on a clearly embellished joke on toughness about a turtle belonging to Woody Hayes, wait, Earle Bruce, no, j/k. "I want those five minutes of my life back. Stop wasting Jerry Emig's time! Unrelated. I don't know how to Internet," Joe Hotsportsnewtakes said indignantly.
In spite of a busy day, nay, news cycle of non-news, we manage to hit these topics with the wrath of a thousand suns... and then move on to butchering John Shurna's name! (We kid John Shurna; that was your boss at the Outback Steakhouse calling you the wrong first name).
In all actual seriousness, we also preview this Thursday's Northwestern-Ohio State basketball game. Go Buckeyes? Go Buckeyes.
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