Ohio State football: Haunted basement bedroom contains numerous Buckeye artifacts

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What was inside? SCROLL DOWN TO FIND OUT.

By now you've surely heard about the Ohio State students who found a stranger living in their basement.

According to The Lantern, the students found "a bedroom complete with framed photographs and textbooks" behind a door that they initially thought led to a storage closet. Real R.L. Stine-type shit.

Of course, no bedroom is complete with just photos and textbooks, so this seemed a woefully inadequate description of the room's contents. As such, we sent an undercover reporter to the scene to unearth EVERYTHING. This is what we found:

  • Ray Small
  • Eddie Rife's M.B.A.
  • @BdubsTriviaGuru
  • Bigggggg Mike
  • Joe Bauserman's humerus
  • Laura Quinn's split A.J. Hawk/Brady Quinn jersey
  • Kettle corn
  • A threatening message scribbled on a napkin by Art Schlichter
  • Stale bow tie cookies
  • The Glenville pipeline
  • Sharks
  • Jake Stoneburner and Jack Mewhort's urine
  • Trev Alberts
  • Mike Hart's heart (NOTE: very small; unable to love)
  • Multiple f-bombs graffitied onto the floor, presumably by Bo Pelini
  • Chapstick
  • Dinosaur bones
  • Luke Fickell's hot seat, circa November 13, 2011 (the day after this) (MINT CONDITION)
  • Terrelle Pryor's letter of intent, mistakenly addressed to the "University of Ohio State"
  • Justin Zwick's pet rock, Alberto
  • OBIE STILLWELL'S HAT

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And many, many more things that were way too gruesome to report.

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