"Kenny Guiton is getting laid tonight" says Twitter

Step in to a nearly impossible situation and lead your team to a shocking come from behind overtime victory. What's the first thing the Internet has to say for your herculean efforts? They think you're going to get lucky.

Doing a random Twitter search for just "Kenny Guiton" shortly following Ohio State's riveting 29-22 OT victory over Purdue Saturday afternoon was likely to leave you with the recurring visual that the Buckeyes backup junior quarterback was in for the sort of evening that would make Wilt Chamberlin high five you. Even as "Kenny Guiton" was trending worldwide, clicking on the results would likely yield some derivative of one of the following.

Let's follow the timeline from hypothetical-hero to big man on campus status:

If kenny guiton pulls this off he is getting laid. Everyday for the rest of the year

— Nick Schuler (@TheOneSchu) October 20, 2012

If they send it to OT, Kenny Guiton is getting laid tonight

— AJ Siador (@A_SIADOR) October 20, 2012

Kenny Guiton aka #KG about to get laid tonight.

— Edwardo Reyes (@Calidreamin27) October 20, 2012

If Kenny Guiton pulls this off not only is he getting laid tonight but he’ll easily go down as the greatest back up of ALL TIME !

— Ray Penn (@KeepGod_1st) October 20, 2012

Kenny Guiton, you're so gettin laid tonight.

— Jake Yanico (@RogerRatchet96) October 20, 2012

kenny guiton is getting LAID tonight

— Karl Xia (@Karl_Xia) October 20, 2012

Kenny Guiton is getting laid tonight.

— Nate Moseley (@EstateNate) October 20, 2012

Kenny Guiton, you are one Touchdown away from getting laid this weekend.. by the entire female population on campus.

— Gyer Blackmore (@cgblack8) October 20, 2012

So the general consensus is that Kenny Guiton is going to get laid tonight.

— Britney Dummermuth (@byBritney) October 20, 2012

Kenny Guiton is sooo getting laid tonight

— Dan Armelli (@dano708) October 20, 2012

Safe to say Guiton is getting laid tonight

— Levi Porter (@porterL4) October 20, 2012

Now everybody should agree that back up Kenny Guiton will be gettting laid tonight lol

— Josh MacGregor (@musclemac_93) October 20, 2012

Guiton is trending and everyone is saying he's getting laid tonight

— Christopher Kadusky (@Nascar_Chris) October 20, 2012

One popular meme butchering parody account even proclaimed "Was supposed to get laid tonight. Girlfriend is now in a relationship with Kenny Guiton."

Welp.

It may be mindless, it may even be rather misogynistic. None the less, I'm guessing Kenny Guiton's never going to have to buy a drink in Columbus ever again...after he graduates, of course.