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Sure, by now you've seen the story on every conceivable outlet. Deadspin, ESPN, blogs, forums, you name it. A 19 year old in the midst of a string of Friday morning classes tweeted that he didn't like class and preferred football to class. Get the pitchforks, y'all:
Of course in his infinite lack of wisdom he forgot mention other things that are pointless:
- Any Saturday you don't spend glued to a TV from high noon to after midnight.
- Those four to six days of the week without college football.
- Tailgates sans booze.
- That college football's senior tour doesn't allow you to return intercepted/fumble recovered two point conversions for two points.
In general, there are plenty of important, as yet debated topics that we've yet to hear from myopic, short attention spanned teenagers on. We better get right on that.
Here is your complete Nebraska/Ohio State to watch list:
ACC
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12:30 p.m. | Virginia Tech at North Carolina |
ACC Network (Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Scott Pryzwansky) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3 p.m. | Virginia at Duke |
RSN (Rich Waltz, Ketih Jones, Jenn Hildreth) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Georgia Tech at (15) Clemson |
ESPN (Mike Patrick, Ed Cunningham, Jeannine Edwards) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Wake Forest at Maryland |
ESPNU (Anish Shroff, Dan Hawkins) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 8 p.m. | (4) Florida State at N.C. State |
ESPN2 (Mark Jones, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith) |
Big East
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Fri., Oct. 5 | 7 p.m. | Pittsburgh at Syracuse |
ESPN (Dave Lamont, Kelly Stouffer, Paul Carcaterra) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Connecticut at (21) Rutgers |
ESPNU (Tom Hart, John Congemi) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | South Florida at Temple |
BIG EAST Network (Eamon McAnaney, David Diaz-Infante, Paul Carcaterra) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Miami (Ohio) at (23) Cincinnati |
Fox Sports Ohio (Tom Gelehrter, Artrell Hawkins, Natalie Taylor) |
Big Ten
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Michigan State at Indiana |
BTN (Kevin Kugler, Chris Martin, Jon Jansen) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | (22) Northwestern at Penn State |
ESPN (Dave Pasch, Brian Griese, Jenn Brown) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Illinois at Wisconsin |
ABC (Bob Wischusen, Danny Kanell, Maria Taylor) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 4 p.m. | Michigan at Purdue |
BTN (Eric Collins, Derek Rackley, J Leman) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 8 p.m. | (20) Nebraska at Ohio State |
ABC (Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe) |
Big 12
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Kansas at (8) Kansas State |
FX (Justin Kutcher, Eric Crouch, Darius Walker) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Iowa State at (13) TCU |
FSN (Mike Morgan, J.C. Pearson, Laura McKeeman) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | (14) Oklahoma at (24) Texas Tech |
ABC (Sean McDonough, Chris Spielaman, Quint Kessenich) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | (7) West Virginia at (9) Texas |
FOX (Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Julie Alexandria) |
Conference USA
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Thu., Oct. 4 | 8 p.m. | East Carolina at Central Florida |
CBS Sports Network (Dave Ryan, Doug Chapman, Evan Washburn) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 2 p.m. | (25) Boise State at Southern Miss |
FSN (Joel Meyers, Brian Baldinger, Jim Knox) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3 p.m. | Southeastern Louisiana at UAB |
UABSports.com (David Crane, Steve Irvine, Sam Miller) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Tulsa at Marshall |
CBS Sports Network (Brad Johansen, Doug Chapman, Tammy Blackburn) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | North Texas at Houston |
CSS (Dave Raymond, N.D. Kalu, Leila Rahimi) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Rice at Memphis |
Fox College Sports (Steve Physioc, Ben Leber, Lesley McCaslin) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 8 p.m. | SMU at UTEP |
Time Warner Cable Sports (Pete Stein, Neal Raphael, Crystal Dominguez) |
MAC
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Buffalo at Ohio |
ESPN3 (Michael Reghi, Doug Graber) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 1 p.m. | Kent State at Eastern Michigan |
EMUEagles.com (Matt Shepard, Herman Moore, Ben Fleming) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 2 p.m. | Bowling Green at Akron |
GoZips.com (Steve French, Brad Detwiler, Joe Dunn) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 2 p.m. | Massachusetts at Western Michigan |
WMUBroncos.com (Robin Hook, John Creek) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3 p.m. | Northern Illinois at Ball State |
ESPN3 (Jim Barbar, John Gregory) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3 p.m. | Central Michigan at Toledo |
ESPN3 (Mike Gleason, John Bunting) |
Mountain West
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 11:30 a.m. | Navy at Air Force |
CBS (Spero Dedes, Steve Beuerlein, Otis Livingston) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 6 p.m. | Texas State at New Mexico |
ProView Networks (Jeff Siembieda, Kole McKamey) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Fresno State at Colorado State |
KTVD-20 (Barry Tompkins, Jay Leeuwenburg) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Wyoming at Nevada |
NevadaWolfPack.com (Ryan Radtke, Chris Vargas) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 8 p.m. | Hawaii at San Diego State |
CBS Sports Network (James Bates, Todd Christensen, Lauren Gardner) |
Pac-12
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Thu., Oct. 4 | 9 p.m. | (12) USC at Utah |
ESPN (Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, David Pollack, Samantha Steele) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3 p.m. | Arizona at (18) Stanford |
FOX (Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 6 p.m. | Washington State at (17) Oregon State |
Pac-12 Networks (Kevin Calabro, Adam Archuleta, Yogi Roth) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 10 p.m. | UCLA at California |
Pac-12 Networks (Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Ryan Nece) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 10:30 p.m. | Washington at (2) Oregon |
ESPN (Joe Tessitore, Matt Millen, Lewis Johnson) |
SEC
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Arkansas at Auburn |
ESPN2 (Beth Mowins, Joey Galloway, Tom Luginbill) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | (19) Mississippi State at Kentucky |
SEC Network (Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | (3) LSU at (11) Florida |
CBS (Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Texas A&M at Ole Miss |
ESPNU (Clay Matvick, Matt Stinchcomb2, Angela Mallen) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | Vanderbilt at Missouri |
FSN (Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Elizabeth Moreau) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7 p.m. | (5) Georgia at (6) South Carolina |
ESPN (Brent Musburger3, Kirk Herbstreit3, Heather Cox) |
Sun Belt
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Thu., Oct. 4 | 7:30 p.m. | Arkansas State at Florida International |
ESPNU (Joe Davis, Jay Walker) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 3:30 p.m. | Louisiana - Monroe at Middle Tennessee |
Sun Belt Network (Tom Dore, Cole Cubelic, Barbara Jordan) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 5 p.m. | Tulane at Louisiana - Lafayette |
Ragin' Cajuns Network (Jeff Palermo, Jake Delhomme, Erin Cofiell) |
WAC
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 6 p.m. | New Mexico State at Idaho |
Altitude (Bob Akamian, Larry Polowski) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 8 p.m. | UNLV at Louisiana Tech |
ESPN3 (Trey Bender, Jay Taylor) |
FBS Independents
| Date | Time | Game | Network (Talent) |
| Fri., Oct. 5 | 10:15 p.m. | Utah State at BYU |
ESPN (Carter Blackburn, Rod Gilmore, Jemele Hill) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 12 p.m. | Boston College at Army |
CBS Sports Network (Ben Holden, Randy Cross, Tommy Busterud) |
| Sat., Oct. 6 | 7:30 p.m. | Miami (Fla.) vs. (10) Notre Dame (Chicago) |
NBC (Tom Hammond, Mike Mayock, Alex Flanagan) |