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When you get down to brass tacks, Braxton Miller is:
- Basically a ninja.
- Probably able to teleport.
- A robot sent from the future to take out the leader of a future resistance movement.
- Able to hit 88 mph and go forward and backwards in time.
- The one who knocks.
I mean, seriously. He did this Saturday night:

As an added bonus, here's Kirk Herbstreit being deathly afraid of a rooster:

Oh and Matt McGloin trying (and failing) to be Braxton Miller:
