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Ohio State News: Beat The Clock, 05/31/2012

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OMG, IT'S FULL OF STARS:

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via THE KEY PLAY of THE KEY PLAY

Just go home. We're all done here today, Internet. But seriously, follow JOE on Twitter and read his blog. He's so near 4000 followers, and unbeknownst to him, when he gets there, we (the royal we) will be pinning him down and giving him a "HASHTAG #JOE4K" commemorative tattoo. Don't think, just do it.

FAKE OUTRAGE UGA RESPONSE:

Ha! Of course they cancelled on us. I don't care what that talking point propaganda machine says; I know Urban's scared. They're just worried we're going to dance on their graves again. The only time they've ever beat an SEC team is when they cheated to do so. Cheaters. O-H? More like O-and-NINE, THE Runner Up University, liar, liar pants on fire yankee scum.

SUPERFICIAL INDIGNANT OHIO STATE RESPONSE:

WELL, OF COURSE. Sure, Gene Smith and those idiots blame the Big Ten and Pac-12's out-of-conference scheduling agreement, but we all know the real truth: they know Mark Richt will be long gone and after last year's Capitol One Bowl, Washington State will probably be a better opponent then anyways. Typical cut-and-run southern rednecks. Gonna be so great to have Coach Luke Fickell going for Ohio State's 8th straight national championship then. Whatever. So over it. GO BUCKS.

Now let us never speak of the non-canceled canceled pie-in-the-sky series ever again.

Ohio State ranks third in current Directors' Cup standings - OhioStateBuckeyes.com - The Official Athletic site of The Ohio State University

Hey, Ohio State is doing Ohio State-y things and winning one of those totally contrived lets-all-pat-ourselves-on-our-backs cumulative athletic trophies Stanford basically monopolizes. Let's all puff our chests if we win but forget it exists if we don't. Deal?

Hey guys, whoa, Duke huh? Alright. Well, see ya later!

Texas AD: No compromise on playoff models - CBSSports.com

DeLoss Dodds gives negative infinity f***s, as per usual. But it's cool! The plus one is still viable, isn't that right Nebraska chancellor Harvey Perlman? /MDWM

Bigger isn't always better as Davidson mulls move to CAA - Luke Winn - SI.com

We talk a lot about conference realignment in terms of the big boys, but what about from the vantage of the have not's? Great read by the always stellar Luke Winn (#teambrosnamedluke).

LINKQUID DOPE:

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All aboard the real talk express.

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