Ohio State's going to really take it to the next level after those calve implants take, brah.
But in all seriousness, the Buckeyes were third nationally overall and second in the conference (behind only Northwestern) in the NCAA's arbitrary means to gauge academic progress. Of course with Memphis and Kentucky basketball both being a perfect 1000 [via careful navigation of when to leave school, etc], abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Speaking of APR... UConn's post-championship malaise becomes officially a pity party. I see you too, Toledo. We know your pain.
Reading between the lines it's pretty clear this suspect relationship was that of Jeanette, PA businessman Ted Sarniak and former Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor. Ignorance is bliss. /sticks fingers in ears /"La la la la la"
Are Ohio State high schools short changing their premiere players relative to others nationwide?
Read. Agree with Jim Delany. Question everything you've ever learned.
July 15th can't come soon enough.
And now for something completely different: