/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/1328483/whac.jpeg)
Ohio State football spokesperson Jerry Emig on the prospective move:
"I’m not sure exactly of the location, though," Emig said.
Much like Urban Meyer not playing the mildly injured Jordan Hall in OSU's spring game as to not tip his hand for the fall, I can understand Emig, et al's inclination to keep things close to the vest. A few possible suggestions:
- Jim Tressel's secret underground lair.
- Woody Hayes' sky castle football palace.
- The little known Ohio Dominican Republic University.
- Kirk Herbstreit's old house; it's gotta be used for something, right?
Another casualty of the Paterno/Sandusky mess, America's greatest sportswriter is about to (potentially) indelibly tarnish his reputation forever. Hope the advance was worth it, hoss.
Another day, another piece highlighting the ascension of Ohio State wide receivers coach, Zach Smith. #BuckeyeNationProblems
LINKQUID DOPE:
Sure, why not
Tyler The Creator & Toro Y Moi? OK. (Contains some extremely graphic content typical of Tyler/OFGKTA; listener discretion is strongly advised)