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Every Michigan Player Ever Is Getting Arrested: Beat The Clock, 07/23/2012

Lookin' good, UM BBs!

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Toussaint Hit With DUI | mgoblog

Michigan star running back Fitz Toussaint is now suspended indefinitely following a run in with Johnny Law while a bit sauced up. While some are openly speculating he may not be available for Alabama, I mean, assuming Brady Hoke wants to beat Michigan, I think it's safe to say he'll be reinstated after the punishment is dealt with internally.

Day Of Legal Fun Continues: Frank Clark's Turn

But don't forget Glenville's own Frank Clark. He was arrested after being overwhelmed with Apple fever and (allegedly) stealing a Macbook Air from a dormitory. I mean, they are remarkably sleek, portable, and quiet. He too has been suspending indefinitely and while it's weird to weigh DUIs against petty theft, it seems more likely (particularly given his stature on the team) that he might actually face a more tangible suspension.

Penn State OMGsplosion fodder

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There's a lot out there today, but here's all you need to read:

Marshalled | Eleven Warriors

YES YES YES. Expansion of power through, vague, indeterminate suspect means (and a plea to police ourselves). Cosigned.

Penn State Scandal: NCAA Beats Up Corpse, Then Demands Your Applause - SBNation.com

Spencer wrote what I wish I could've yesterday. Must read.

Penn State, And The NCAA's Thirst For Punishment - SBNation.com

Bo knows. /showsselfout

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Vizio 15.6-inch Thin + Light ultrabook review | The Verge

Vizio at long last enters the laptop market. Interesting form factor, but banger or bust?

One year ago today I was stabbed and nearly died. I woke up in the hospital a few days later to find this. : funny

Aaaaaaay.

Okay, okay. One last word on Penn State