Stoney puff piece? Stoney puff piece.
*Insert Urban Meyer saying the same nice things about Cal's next head coach at this time a year from now*
Bloody Tuesday? More like Excessive-loss-of-body-fluid Tuesday! Try the veal.
ND's nearest conference opponent will be Pitt, who's almost 400 miles away. #nationalbrand
If only XKCD published sports comics daily: