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Not Urban Meyer as Mike Ditka for Halloween is the best thing ever

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Via Urban's wife Shelley, you won't see a better Ditka costume from anyone anywhere. Don't even try.

Ohio State recruiting coordinator Mark Pantoni of course immediately hopped on to set the record straight that it's not Urban Meyer, and Shelley Meyer has been campaigning as well to get the record set straight.

Still, we want to believe.