This is something you already know, but there's no one that does Twitter like Cardale Jones.
He gained his first notoriety on the site a few years back, and he's already figured out how to get things he wants on the social network: He tweeted his way to throwing out the Cleveland Indians' first pitch earlier this summer.
Tonight, he thought he'd try his hand at something a bit steeper: finding himself a rather-famous date. The third-stringer-turned-national-championship-winning-quarterback was in Los Angeles for the ESPY's Wednesday among some of the hottest names in sports and Hollywood -- and Cardale set his sights high to start.
His first recruiting target was Ronda Rousey:
Is it weird that I have a crush on @RondaRousey and scared of her at the same time— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Soooooooo @RondaRousey what you doing after the show?— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
@RondaRousey but if you already talking to a UFC fighter I'm cool— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
UFC's twitter #brand thought this would be a good time chime in to promote Rousey's upcoming fight, but Cardale's support for your pay-per-view content comes with strings:
@ufc @RondaRousey long as yall hook us up, I'll be watching— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
But Ronda didn't reply during the show. So Cardale did as any in-demand national championship winning quarterback would do -- move to his second option:
@KendallJenner heard you here? What section?— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
He's learning the Hollywood ways, too -- kill the tabloid rumors before they start and keep those paparazzi at bay.
Lol let me stop joking before @TMZ start spreading rumors about me and @KendallJenner or @RondaRousey— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
All hail King Cardale, thrower of touchdowns and president of Twitter dot com.