What’s crackin’, Buckeye Nation? With just a day and a half left before Christmas, we’ve got a perfect (if not slightly creepy) gift that you can get for the holiday-loving Ohio State fan in your life. Complete your dream team of holiday decorations with this officially licensed Ohio State Buckeyes Nutcracker Bobblehead.
While I understand that having a team-themes nutcracker is a little bit uncomfortable when your mascot is literally a nut, he is wearing an Ohio State hat and shirt (and an oddly maniacal facial expression) so I think he’s probably not going to be cracking any of our particular brand of poisonous nuts.
The nutcracker bobblehead (nut-head for short) is handcrafted and hand-painted and is an impressive 10 inches tall, making it the perfectly collectible for every fan’s Ohio State shrine/fan cave. In fact, because they are so unique and collectible, there is a strict limit of two of these nut-heads per person.
Now obviously, if you order this Ohio State Nutcracker Bobblehead it’s not going to arrive before Christmas, but you can always do what I do on the regular, print out a picture of the item, put it in a gigantic box, fill it with tons of packet material or tissue paper, then wrap it, and confuse the hell out of the person that you’re giving it to.